3 Reasons to Skip Novelty Pool Floats

  1. The joke wears thin fast Novelty floats are fun for one afternoon and one Instagram photo, but the novelty fades quickly.

  2. They are poorly made The material is thin and the seams are the first to fail, often requiring repairs by mid-July.

  3. Buy a classic instead A solid-color float from a reputable brand will last a full season. If you just want a photo, borrow a novelty float from a neighbor.